A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship. She aced the test. The examiner said, "Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test.

Can you spell the word 'Window?'" The lady said, "W-I-N-D-O-W."

"Ah, very good," the examiner said, "Now, use it in a sentence."

"WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?"