A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"

Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and export them to the Philippines ." The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence.

American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"

Pinoy: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left-over in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines ."

The Pinoy (kind of pissed na!) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why? Of course we do", with a big smirk.

Pinoy: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Caucasian American: "We throw them away, of course."

Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to the States."