This weeks's fun page features signs that you have too much stress and tension in your family life.
 
Sure, we all get a little uptight now and then, but if you have problems like these, I'd consider investing in a straightjacket or a lifetime supply of Valium.
 
14. "Family get togethers" are sometimes called "group therapy sessions" and involve seeing a psychiatrist. 

13. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 
 
12. Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
 
11. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 
 
10. The cat is on Valium. 
 
9. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 
 
8. Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
 
7. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated coffee. 
 
6. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family. 
  
5. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners. 
 
4. Family members say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that they have said it before.
 
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials. 
 
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash. 
 
and last but not least...
 
1. Nescafe gives you industrial rates!