Does this sound familiar?....

 RESOLUTION #1:

    1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
    2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
    2001: I will read 5 books a year.
    2002: I will finish The Pelican Brief
    2003: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
    2004: I will read at least one article this year.
    2005: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

RESOLUTION #2:

    1999: I will get my weight down below 180.
    2000: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
    2001: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
    2002: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
    2003: I will work out 5 days a week.
    2004: I will work out 3 days a week.
    2005: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

RESOLUTION #3:

    1999: I will not spend my money frivolously.
    2000: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
    2001: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
    2002: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.
    2003: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.
    2004: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2001.
    2005: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.

RESOLUTION #4:

    2002: I will try to be a better husband to Jennifer.
    2003: I will not leave Jennifer.
    2004: I will try for a reconciliation with Jennifer.
    2005: I will try to be a better husband to Christine.

RESOLUTION #5:

    2002: I will stop looking at other women.
    2003: I will not get involved with Christine.
    2004: I will not let Christine pressure me into another marriage.
    2005: I will stop looking at other women.

RESOLUTION #6:

    2002: I will not let my boss push me around.
    2003: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
    2004: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
    2005: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.

RESOLUTION #7:

    2002: I will not get upset when Michael makes jokes about my baldness.
    2003: I will not get annoyed when Michael kids me about my toupee.
    2004: I will not get angry when Michael tells the guys I wear a girdle.
    2005: I will not speak to Michael.

RESOLUTION #8:

    2002: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
    2003: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
    2004: I will not become a "problem drinker".
    2005: I will not miss any AA meetings.

RESOLUTION #9:

    2002: I will see my dentist this year.
    2003: I will have my cavities filled this year.
    2004: I will have my root canal work done this year.
    2005: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.

RESOLUTION #10:

    2002: I will go to church every Sunday.
    2003: I will go to church as often as possible.
    2004: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
    2005: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.