Sa airport canteen, umorder ang isang Amerikano

Kano: Miss, will you please give me one few two.

Tindera: What sir?

Kano: I said one few two.

Tindera: Oh, you want puto!

Kano: Yeah, that's right. Is that how you pronounce it ?

Tindera: (Sa loob-loob, tanga!, puto lang, pino-few two, few two pa, gagantihan ko nga.)

Tindera: Okey sir, What color do you want? Few la or few ti