nanay:anak ano tong zero sa test paper mo?

anak:nay hindi po yan zero, naubusan po kasi ng star si maam kaya binigyan nya akong moon

Mukha

WIFE: Hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.

HUSBAND: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo.

Pick your lawyer

In the Philippines, you should know the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.